Monday, January 31, 2011

kutipan filem melayu 2010




1. NGANGKUNG – RM8.18 million
2. HANTU KAK LIMAH BALIK RUMAH – RM8.12 million* (still showing)
3. ADNAN SEMPIT – RM7.66 million
4. KL DRIFT 2 – RM5.67 million
5. LAGENDA BUDAK SETAN – RM4.28 million
6. JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG CONGKAK 2 – RM4.23 million
7. TIGER WOOHOO – RM4 million
8. V3:SAMSENG JALANAN – RM3.88 million
9. NIYANG RAPIK – RM3.72 million
10. ICE KACANG PUPPY LOVE – RM3.6 million
11. CUTI-CUTI CINTA – RM3.17 million
12. MAGIKA – RM3.14 million
13. MANTRA – RM2.74 million
14. SENARIO ASAM GARAM – RM2.47 million
15. ZOO – RM2.17 million
16. LU PIKIRLAH SENDIRI – RM2.15 million
17. SEMERAH CINTA STILETTO – RM2.13 million
18. AKU MASIH DARA – RM2.05 million
19. KECOH BETUL – RM2.03 million
20. LELIO POPO – RM2 million (estimated)
21. 4 MADU – RM1.82 million
22. DAMPING MALAM – RM1.66 million* (still showing)
23. JANIN – RM1.42 million
24. APPALAM – RM800,000 (estimated)
25. AKU TAK BODOH – RM740,000
26. ANDARTU TERLAMPAU: 21 HARI MENCARI SUAMI – RM560,000
27. 2 ALAM – RM440,000
28. 2 HATI 1 JIWA – RM400,000
29. ESTET – RM350,000
30. BELUKAR – 300,000
31. HOOPERZ – RM290,000
32. KAPOWW!! – RM270,000
33. CRAYON – RM53,000
34. THE KILLER CLOWN – Less than RM50,000

sources : FINAS


p/s: bagi sesetengah orang filem ngangkung lagi best drpd hantu kak limah, ade yang kate filem HKLBR lg best drpd filem ngangkung...terpulanglah, taste memasing lain kan..hmmm...bg teman pulak ngangkung & hantu kak limah balik rumah dua-dua best.. memang layak kedua filem 2 dapat kutipaan tertinggi..tapi kena ingat, kalau tak silap teman HKLBR ditayang di 36 pawagam je, ngangkung plak 72 pawagam...cayalah mamat khalid, teman sbg orang peghOk tumpang bangge...huhu..
Eh! kalau tak silap teman filem 2 ALAM ditayang di 83 buah pawagam kan?? wahhh...haha

Sunday, January 30, 2011

SI PENJUAL TELOR


beberape bulan lepas teman ade kongsikan citer pasal TELOR REBUS (klik sini)..
nie teman nak kongsi kisah SI PENJUAL TELOR PLAK... layannn...
al-kisah maka tersebutlah kisah...
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Penjual Telur Di sebuah pasar tradisional.

Pembeli: "Dik, telur sekilo berapa?"

Penjual: "Telur ayam atau telur itik?"

Pembeli: "Telur ayam."

Penjual: "Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"

Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."

Penjual: "Yang tempatan atau yang import?"

Pembeli: "Yang tempatan."

Penjual: "Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?"

Pembeli: "Yang Ipoh lah..." (Sambil terlihat kesal).

Penjual: "Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau selatan?"

Pembeli: "Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan?"

Penjual: "Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang.

gambar hiasan

cara nk check handset kome ori ke x..


Adakah HP kome Original ? sebenarnye benda nie da lame daa..tp still ramai yang x taw camne nak check keORIan henset masing2..kat sini teman nak share sket carenye...mule-mule..


Masukkan Kod *#06#


Selepas tu anda akan dapat satu nombor kod yang ada 15 angka :-

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5


- Kalau angka no 7 & 8 adalah 02 atau 20 ini bermakna ia dipasang di Emirates yang tidak berkualiti


- Kalau angka no 7 & 8 adalah 08 atau 80 ini bermakna ia dibuat di Germany yang kualiti OK aje


- Kalau angka no 7 & 8 adalah 01 atau 10 ini bermakna ia dipasang di Finland yang kualitinya baik


- Kalau angka no 7 & 8 adalah 00 ini bermakna ia dipasang di kilang asal yang mempunyai kualiti terbaik


- Kalau angka no 7 & 8 adalah 13 ini bermakna ia dipasang di Azerbaijan yang tidak berkualiti dan bahayakan kesihatan

gambar hiasan



p/s: cam tu la wajah henset teman pakai..walaupown hp murah, tp 01 taw..patot la jatuh dari tgkat 2 pown still bernyawa lg..haha..wallahu a'lam

CaRa ToPuP RM10 TaHan LeBiH LaMer *111*XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX#


hmm..org kata pkai line lg save dr prepaid..tp korg msti trperanjat dgn ape yg bakal aku citerkan ni..
top-pup RM 10 tp blh tahan smpi 1 bulan tak kira la klau korg brgayut brape lama skalipun,hantar brape juta sms skalipun..


mgkin rezeki aku aritu,pg la jmpa makcik bau2 bacang ngn aku, dia ajr camne nk crossing account,
coz dia keje kt bhgn System Development Telecom.
kekadag aku tlg gak memenber trdekat topup, tp amik untung sket aar..
Ok, secara simplenya aku terangkan kat korg, tp INGAT JGN BUAT LBIH DR 3 KALI untuk 1 nombor, coz system akan auto detect & batalkan no korg..

timing nya, korg blh topup pertengahan ujung bulan between 25 hb keatas dlm kul 3am keats. coz dlm tempoh ni, system akan di selenggara, so ada loopholes. kene try&error..
1) beli topup RM 10... gesek & ready.
2) korg type < ** REC 10 > , then send to 09901
3) tgu reply, kat skrin akn kuar satu serial number 6 digit, korg salin tau.
4) pastu korg type < ** REC 10> <123456> msuk kan 6 digit td, send 09902
5) pastu diorag akn reply "insert ur topup num", so korg type 14 digit topup number yg korg beli cntohnya;
<01234567891023> send to 09903
6) tak lama pastu diorg akn reply;
"ingat ni company opah kau yg punya? msuk toilet pun kene byr 20sen, ni kau nk topup 10 hengget nk pkai seumur idup plak!! bnyk cantik muka kau"
hah.. tu aar, aku pun tak sngka diorg akn reply mcm tu.. kecik ati aku..
kdg2 diorg reply lebih 'kesat' dari di atas dlm pelbagai bahasa, blh menitik air mata beb..

101 shortcut keys...


nie teman nak kongsikan jalan-jalan pintas yang ade atas keyboard kome...idop nie kate oghang jgn suke susah2 lagi menyusahkan..kalau ade jalan shortcut watpe nak gune jalan jauh, ye tak?? selamat beramal...huhu

CTRL+C (Copy)
CTRL+X (Cut)
CTRL+V (Paste)
CTRL+Z (Undo)
DELETE (Delete)
SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected item)
CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)
CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
CTRL+A (Select all)
F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)
ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)
ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)
ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)
Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
F5 key (Update the active window)
BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
ESC (Cancel the current task)
SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)

Dialog Box Keyboard Shortcuts

CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
TAB (Move forward through the options)
SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)
ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
F1 key (Display Help)
F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)

Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts

Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)
Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)
Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)
Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)
Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)
CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)
Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)
Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)

Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts

Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)
NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)
Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)

Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts

END (Display the bottom of the active window)
HOME (Display the top of the active window)
NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)
NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)
NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)
LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder)
RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)

Shortcut Keys for Character Map

After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:
RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line)
LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line)
UP ARROW (Move up one row)
DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)
PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)
PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)
HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)
END (Move to the end of the line)
CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)
CTRL+END (Move to the last character)
SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is selected)

Microsoft Management Console (MMC) Main Window Keyboard Shortcuts

CTRL+O (Open a saved console)
CTRL+N (Open a new console)
CTRL+S (Save the open console)
CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)
CTRL+W (Open a new window)
F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)
ALT+F4 (Close the console)
ALT+A (Display the Action menu)
ALT+V (Display the View menu)
ALT+F (Display the File menu)
ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)
MMC Console Window Keyboard Shortcuts
CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)
ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)
SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)
F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)
F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)
CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)
ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected item)
CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)


Remote Desktop Connection Navigation

CTRL+ALT+END (Open the m*cro$oft Windows NT Security dialog box)
ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)
ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)
ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)
ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)
CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)
ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)
CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)

Microsoft Internet Explorer Navigation

CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)
CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)
CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)
CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L)
CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)
CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)
CTRL+W (Close the current window)

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